For now, 1+1=1. To you, 1+1 maybe equals to 2. Disagree with what I mean? Think in terms of love. :D

"Proof" that 1 + 1 = 1

a = 1
b = 1

a = b
a² = b²
a² - b² = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a+b) = 0
1 + 1 = 0
2 = 0
1 = 0
1 + 1 = 1

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"Proof": 2 = 1

a = b
a² = ab
a² - b² = ab-b²
(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1

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"Proof": 2 = 1

-2 = -2
4 - 6 = 1 - 3
4 - 6 + 9/4 = 1 - 3 + 9/4
(2 - 3/2)² = (1 - 3/2)²
2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2
2 = 1

Wahaha~ :D